Eterna

"Danny?"
"Yes, Adrian?"
"My hands are awfully clammy."
"Are they, Old Chap?"
"Yes indeed they are. Rather moist."
"You can't play po-lo with damp palms, Adrian."
"Quite right, Old Bean. Down right intolerable."
"Quite!"
"Whatever shall I do about it? The ruddy match begins in fiqstchonm minutes!"
"I'm fucked if I know, Old Queen."
"Oh dear..."


If only Danny and Adrian knew about the marvelous Eterna hand dryer, and weren't such total fucking idiots.

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