Xlerator

It looks like it would be happier sucking brains out of chickens, but this ain't just Darth Vader's jock-strap. Stick your dumb didgets under this puppy's undercarriage and you risk soiling your own pants off, Ukranian-style. Use it, love it, smash it up.

Can be found: IKEA, Croydon, England
Auto: Yes
Rating: 8a/10.0